<Fugazi> Like I said before, I never repeat myself!
<DarkMyst> Where do Babies come from? The woman or the man????
<OlEnglish> the stork
<OlEnglish> but who fucks the stork?
<DarkMyst> good question
<Enderski> redheads are nuts
<Badtz> I like my girls nuts
<e3^Tony-M-LD> how do u get pics from your digital camera to your
cpu - i plugged the cord into the usb now what? pm me
<UsTeD> you sound like a macintosh switchover commercial :/
<konsole> i've seen it before.
<konsole> it's a decent movie.
<MelissA-> i liked it.
<MelissA-> i have a thing for sandra bullock though.
<konsole> me too.
<konsole> it's called a penis.
<ScumDog> rah
<ScumDog> this "waking up in the morning" stuff is interesting
<rancid> if i made my drive NTFS and it is going
slow, does my computer just need to get use to it?
<Purelimit> Fuck man we hear about all these terrorists nowadays
<SgtPayne> Yeah but most came here legally staying after their visas
expired
<Purelimit> Are u fucking serious
<SgtPayne> Yeah compare that too blockbuster if your 3 days late their
people are all over you
<Purelimit> yeah lets put blockbuster in charge of immagration
<SgtPayne> rofl
<monami> my boss is okay except for the following
scenario that we have to play out four or five times a year :
<monami>
Act I
<monami> BOSS: Do A.
<monami> ME: If we do A,
B will occur.
<monami> BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways.
<monami> Act II
<monami> BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED.
<monami> ME: sigh
<Celestar> They have found an enourmous security hole in Microsofts
VPN implementation on all Win2000 and WinXP versions
<RichiH>
Celestar: did they have enough free space on the bug list to add it?
<Supachikn> Demigoat, you and i are onthe same
wavelength
<Supachikn> or at least frequency
<Demigoat>
if you and I were ethernet cards attached to a hub our frames would never
collide!
<Supachikn> if you and i were polarised light waves we'd
be fuckin lazer beams!
<Demigoat> Turtles, The - So Happy Together.mp3
<Demigoat> I <3 supa
<Supachikn> i less than three you
too, demi
<charka> that lady you yelled at
<charka> who started
crying
<jesus> My retarded neighbor, what aboot her?
<charka>
you should scare her with some fireworks :)
<jesus> That is only
funny the first few times
<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja
<Dzza>
i wasnt very popular in highschool =/
<Alby_Fox> if pirating movies was an olympic sport I'd be canada
<Alby_Fox> or some other country
<Alby_Fox> that loses
red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
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<MicrophoneJoe> Fuck me Bowmer is fat
<MicrophoneJoe>
Are you talking about masturbation ZoK?
<ZoK> What else takes
about 5 mins and involves lubrication?
<MicrophoneJoe> Bowmer
putting on a T-Shirt
<naga> so how long can nicknames be?
<parnbl00d>
pretty long
* naga is now known as nagaiseatingpie
<nagaiseatingpie> cool
* naga is now known as nagalikeslongdicks
<nagalikeslongdicks>
nicks! nicks!
<nagalikeslongdicks> shit
<parnbl00d>
ahahaha
<Iconoplast> why do people insist in distributing things in real
audio format?
<cowofdoom> because they love Hitler.
<Iconoplast>
that's what i was thinking.
(heck01) i sometimes dont know if i'm straight or not,
then a cute girl sits down next to me and i get a huge erection and i remember
<·@PH·> im gonna skip psych today
<·@PH·>
so i can study for macro
<·%Neppy·> macro?
<·Namek·>
polo
<Dyne> I've been playing Dance Dance Revolution
Max 2 for only a week and i've lost 10 pounds.
<Dylflon> That's
nice.
<Dyne> Really, you should try it. You need to get in shape.
<Dylflon> I am in shape. Round is a shape.
.... I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou.
-- Paul Tomblin, alt.sysadmin.recovery
<Farrod> One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting
in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The
neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she
came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
<Farrod> I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
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<ReadingZu>
oh... wait
<ReadingZu> hey wait
<ReadingZu> i can be
an ass all i want and you cant ban me without banning her
<ReadingZu>
HAHHADFH@Q$%&
<ReadingZu> OEND
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<geekster> ssh on 56k is about as fun as a frontal
labotomy with a chainsaw
<geekster> and don't even thing about
downloading anything, then it's like castration with the same chainsaw,
after the labotomy
<sev> i just watched american idol for 10 minutes
* blender pastes a homo sticker on sevr
<cryptonix> do you feel
robbed?
<sev> clay sang an amazing rendition of "please let
your son go down on me"
<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2?
<Hatter> ?
<Hatter> Jet
<Hatter> ww2 saw the first
jet engine
<scar_> no, silly
<scar_> a jew on a bicycle
through berlin
<Hatter> :\
<orf> animals are just refridgerators
<orf> they keep
the meat fresh till yer ready to eat it
<@anorexicpoodle> so the cable modem is plugged
directly into your comp
<KooGooShii> lemme check
<KooGooShii>
yup
<KooGooShii> i just unhooked it and checked
<FinalLancer>
/notice me if you get it up, imma gonna be doing stuffs
<KooGooShii>
yet im still on the internet
<KooGooShii> isnt that weird
<@anorexicpoodle> uhh
<@anorexicpoodle> what port did you
unhook
<KooGooShii> lets see how long i can go without my modem
plugged in before i get disconnected!
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<Firehawk> so, in english class, we had to write this paper
<Firehawk> and my friend wrote in it "I don't like rapping",
as in music
<Firehawk> only, when he typed it up, he typoed and
it came out "I don't like raping"
<Firehawk> so my english
teacher wrote "that's good to know" on his paper
<mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex
in my aol mailbox
<flukz> i had to turn off my computer cuz all
the porn kept popping up
<Mattress> mD5, what's your e-mail? I'll
remove you from the list
<mD5> mD5@aol.com
<mD5> thank
you for removing me from the list
<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed
cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it?
<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee.
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back
of a burro?
<+Fung-Ji> @find works?
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<DocGonzo> i need to shoot myself in the face...
i accidentally typed "the" instead of "teh", so i backspaced and fixed it
<Killzig> you guys want to hear something fucked up i did at work
today, which I blame all of you for -- by the way
<Insane-Lark>
sure
<Dan`> ?
<Killzig> I faxed a quote to a client
and wrote "K THX BYE" on the bottom
<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced,
would they still be cousins?
<blazemore> my brother is in a quake3 clan
<blazemore>
and he had a ctf game tonight
<blazemore> and like
<blazemore>
we were walking out of tilt
<blazemore> his friend goes "dude
hurry up, you're gonna be late for you clan meeting"
<blazemore>
and these black guys were walking by
<blazemore> and looked like
they were about to kick our asses
<VenomX> Morgan Fairchild is scary
<VenomX>
she is like 70 and she looks 25
<Trimangle> would you do her?
<VenomX> im a sexualy deprived male working on thanksgiving and
chatting on IRC what do you think
<SpaceCow> moses
<SpaceCow> did he have his own group
of folowers as jesus and mohammed did?
<AL9000> No
<AL9000>
He just led the jews out of Egypt
<AL9000> for 40 years
<+Exor[B-A]> heh
<AL9000> Worst. Guide. Ever.
<SpaceCow>
hahaha
<+DopefishJustin> hehe
<+DopefishJustin> well
God was deliberately making them go in circles
<+DopefishJustin>
because they pissed him off with the golden calf
<SpaceCow> "Ok,
lets go across the desert" *Two years later* "Wait, lets go back, I dropped
a nickel"
<F|Mizan> "Canada.com is reporting that some 20,000
Canadians listed "Jedi" as their religion in the last national census (2001)"
<M|SubAt0Mic> No wonder the US doesn't respect us
<Temujin> Will Ferral is cool.
<SpecOps> Ferrel, dumass.
<horsefly> dumbass, dumbass
<Yoshi> I got free unlimited php asp etc hosting
with no banners or ads whatsoever!!!!
<Yoshi> And a free domain
name for life!
<Yoshi> Now if I could only speak Norwegian and
figure out how to login
<MAC_OS_X> why is everybody an asshole on here?
RaspberryClock: The Goatse man would make a great golf
caddy, don't you think?
<Arcturus|BuF> The Sims is the only game where you can kill someone
by trapping them between strategically placed toilets
<CharCoal69> and I made 2 dollars selling cigarettes
to children in third world countries. I told them it was food.
<APingLDer> So how did it go with that cheerleader from down the
street that wanted to seduce you?
<naeblis15> Well, I was going
to go along, but at the last minute, I had one of those 'Grinch' moments,
when my heart went up past my level, and Satan's and Stalin's and Hitler's
and a few more levels, to where it was something like normal, and I decided
that I should wait until I could have a meaningful relationship, not just
casual sex with someone infinitely more popular and beautiful than I am.
<APingLDer>...
<APingLDer>...
<APingLDer>And
where was your brain at this point?
<naeblis15>I don't know,
but when he gets back he is so fucking grounded
<MyTh`snoogans> mY¯mom¯stole¯mY¯keYboard¯So¯im¯using¯chaRmap¯to¯type¯this
<MyTh`snoogans> god¯This¯sucks
<Unknown[SwHo]> charmap
?
<Unknown[SwHo]> like a palm-pilot ?
<MyTh`snoogans>
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<MyTh`snoogans> iT¯TAkes¯foReveR
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<MyTh`snoogans> did my mom
think i couldnt find the keyboard in the living room
<MyTh`snoogans>
wtf was she thinking
< jonnyLost> smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling slimfast
into Ethiopia
<Sion> does sound see if it sounds well how is
it positioned on the mp3
<Sion> haha
<Sion> wtf did
i just type
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`>
heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left
them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like,
"sup?"
<foniks`> whadiv u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]>
something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
<Teratogen> The French Government announced today
that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris.
The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park,
located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French
army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists .
<Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked :)
<Fireslide> *this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide
<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this?
It won't let me rape the sheep...
<alice333> ya at 14 you still exploring your own body....boy
<Canasian> LoL exploring?
<Canasian> Girls explore their
body
<Canasian> Boys just jack the fuck off
<Nyphur> I want to grwo my hair long so that if
I get a girlfriend, people will think we're lesbians.
<@Campbell> I saw the best thing today... I was around at a mates
place and these Jehovah's Witnesses came around preaching their shit
<@Campbell> So my mate invites them in and sits down and offers them
pizza and cookies.
<@Campbell> After about 15 minutes they left
very happy.
<@Campbell> We spotted them about an hour later lying
in a park staring at the sky
<@Campbell> I guess those hash cookies
and that magic mushie pizza really did its job.
<@Campbell> Who
said drugs were bad?!
(Lestat): I wish you didn't agree with me.
(Lestat): It makes me think I might be wrong.
<Macolio> shaid: like last time, I helped scrybe do his chemestry
assignment, even though I had no idea what I was doing. Because that's just
the type of person I am.
<Shaid> and he failed.
<Macolio>
that's irrelevant
join/#php: jbc [jbc@p129-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au]
< haazard> do you know php?
< jbc> no, this is a drugs
channel
< jbc> we used to be #pcp
< jbc> but we all
forgot how to spell it
<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten
a raise
<Rodent> I wish I was still living at my parents...
Responsibility and freedom is overrated.
<Rodent> Not having
to go shopping for food is god.
<Rodent> Not having to work is
Jesus.
<alisdair> not being able to bring girls home is divine
<Soultechh> i say potato, you say potato
<Soultechh>
doesn't really work on irc does it?
<POon> i just executed an underage camel
<POon> and looted his hump
<uli> wtf? what game is that?
<POon> game?
<Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies,
I get candy.
<DB> So, anyone have a secret to immortality they
would like to share with me?
<Nidoking> Don't die.
* Viktor is curious...does holding up a magnet to your monitor...-damage-
it in any way?
<Kyle_Physalis> Yes.
<Viktor> Ah...so
the big black spot doesn't go away?
<Mojo> FF games never appealed to me
<Mojo>
i feel unique and smart
<Mojo> and less nerdy
<Mojo>
wait i never was nerdy
<Mojo> YEA
<Threeboy> hey,
NEWS FLASH YOU'RE ON GODDAMN IRC!
<Shark> i'm the only human that has actually seen the loch ness
monster
<SeXyBW> is that what you call it now shark?
<Shark>
haha, that's what i call my dick
<SeXyBW> so you are the only
one that has seen it eh
<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great.
<Neji-Sama>
Some girl just im'ed me.
<Neji-Sama> She's masturbating right
now thinking of me.
<Neji-Sama> It's like, wow.
<Neji-Sama>
FUCK!
<Neji-Sama> She said it's the wrong window -.-
<JapanAir900>
...
<Cidsa> HAHAHAHAAH
<`Riku> The new Britney Spears music video is like a softcore porn
video
<`Riku> except the music ain't quite as good.
<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of
me to my friends mom
<carrot_> blast
<S|eeper> blast???
<carrot_>
tis my non swear word swear word
<Audio> Mine is blowfish
<S|eeper> mine is fuck
<S|eeper> oh wait
<Gau|Gone> bahaa
<Gau|Gone> i stroll
into living room
<Gau|Gone> and my bro has a girl over
<Gau|Gone>
so i'm like "hmmmm prolly should have put on pants today!"